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This is a song about our good friend Sally.
The names were not changed to protect the innocent.



Here she comes again
She’s the talk of the town
All the heads are turning at this lunch of higher learning
But it’s all behind her now
She drinks her milk from a cardboard box
But she drinks it with a crazy straw
All this recreation only leads to masturbation
At the very thought of Sally’s ass

Here he comes as well
He’s the cock of the walk
She knows that he’s been talking she’s been talking him down
And everybody knows it’s just talk
And I think that it’s so bosso cool
The way she treats him like a fool
All this blind frustration and this constant aggravation
And the very thought of Sally’s ass

He’s as stubborn as a mule
Walks her both to and from school
But I helped her with her papers
Now I can take her away ...... From him

There I go again,
I’m the butt of the joke
The little man behind you if you stop short I will find you
And I really don’t mean to blow smoke
But I have loved you all year long
I broke a G-string when I wrote this song
All this inspiration only leads to isolation
And quiet thoughts of Sally’s ass

I want to take her away

And if she’d of let me be her fool
I might have even finished school
All this education never led to graduation
Just a simple song of Sally’s ass
The very thought of Sally’s ass
The thought of Sally’s fuckin' ass

Fuckin’ a


from Groovy Lemon Pie, released June 8, 2015
Vocals & Keys: Michael Sherwood
Guitar & Bass & Drum Programming - Christian Nesmith


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